How To Find Your Perfect British Partner in 4 Steps

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If you’ve lived in London a long time and you’ve come to embrace the local habits, the lifestyle and the culture, it’s time for you to move a step up and find yourself a pure, Brit-born and -bred partner.

Among the main benefits for us expats there’s to gain some sort of upgraded social status in the eyes of our fellow country-mates, alongside a real opportunity to blend in the local culture.

So without further ado, after gathering tips and tricks from many of my Brit friends, let’s dive into the 4 steps on how to find your perfect British partner.

1. Join happenings

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Pick a nice place.

Whether it’s a club, a music venue, a small, intimate gig, or any trendy and popular event in London, choose new-wave, revival, hipster clubs/bars and festivals over heavy techno discotheques and exclusive spots where nobody gives two fucks about you unless you have a serious amount of paper. Or drugs.

Pro tip: Avoid the Zoo Bar or the O’Neill! Remember you’re looking for a “perfect” British partner, not for la crème de la crème of the daily immigration flow, so focus…